What would Barb and Megan Do?

So Megan and I were sitting around talking about how happy and well adjusted we are. All that's well and good, but what does it all mean if we don't spread our wisdom to the masses? Our blog is the perfect forum to do that! So we decided to start this weekly advice column. Our readers are constantly pondering the question "What would Barb and Megan Do?" Now you can finally have the answer!

Dear Barb and Megan,
I eat when I am bored. What do you suggest I do?
- Famished in Fremont (PS. It's Megan)

Dear Famished,

Have you ever tried to physically hurt yourself every time you feel hungry (get bored). That way you will associate pain with eating. If you ask me, it's fool proof. However if that doesn't work, might I recommend recreational drugs.

Good Luck! xoxo Megs (me)

Dear Barb and Megan,
why don't people like me?

Unpopular in Petaluma

Dear Unpopular,
It's hard to answer this question since I've never actually met you. But I think the best thing for you to do is take a long hard look in the mirror. And I don't mean that figuratively. Find a mirror (preferably a full length one) and set aside about 3-4 hours a day to look at yourself. The next step is to write down your flaws. Chances are people don't like you because you aren't perfect. So make yourself that way! Each week take a look at your list of flaws and make the necessary adjustments. If your nose is too big, get that puppy fixed. If you are a bit chubby, join the gym. After a few months I guarantee you will have more friends!

Perfectly Yours,

Barb