In case you haven't heard, I have decided to take a voluntary forced vacation from employment. That's right. Although we aren't officially in a recession yet, I have joined the millions of Americans lining up at the unemployment office. For your enjoyment I am going to chronicle my adventures over the next few days (or weeks... or, oh dear God, months) so you too can know what it's like to be out of work! Wooo!
Day 1.
10:31 am Woke up. Had mild panic attack thinking I was 3 hours late for work. Panic subsided when I remembered I don't have a job anymore.
10:32 am Had another (larger) panic attack when I remembered
I don't have a job anymore.
11:00 am Watched daytime tv
11:30 am Contemplated suicide after realizing the Jerry Springer show is still alive and kicking.
12:00 pm Went back to bed.
2:00 pm Came online intending to job hunt. Accidentally wrote this blog instead. Oops.
2 comments:
have you thought about being a high class prostitue?
i miss you. my work day has not been the same. i don't know how long i can do this. i will find you a job.
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