I try to look at every day of my little vacation as a chance to learn something new! There is a great big extraordinary world out there that exists between the hours of 9:00am and 5:00pm. It's easy to forget that when we are holed up in our cubicles all day. But I have been released from the tyranny of those harsh florescent lights and my eyes are opening to a whole new world (a new fantastic point of view).
So I know you are wondering what valuable insight have I gained today that will help propel me into a new realm of understanding this crazy universe. Well today I learned that even if you are a tall, lanky man with pronounced features, you can easily pass as a woman if you put on a dress and a little lipstick, AS LONG AS YOUR WIG DOESN'T FALL OFF! This important lesson was brought to you by Danny Tanner and Joey Gladstone. It turns out they had to dress up as women to infiltrate a sorority... or something. I don't know, I was barely paying attention. Anyway it totally worked until Joey decided to get a limbo line going. Mistake #1: When you are a man trying to pass as a woman to retrieve a fraternity seal that was stolen from you 10 years ago, NEVER suggest any games that require bending over. You are practically begging for your wig to fall off. And then you're in big trouble mister, because the second your wig falls off, everyone will know you are really a man! I guess it's the same effect as the Superman/Clark Kent glasses on/glasses off thing. Who said daytime tv wasn't educational?
Oh crap, I gotta go! What I Like About You is on. I can't wait to see what lesson Amanda Bynes has in store for me today.
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but that's a picture from Bosom Buddies
But really who limbos at a gathering?
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