So what's the best reason to vote today? You guessed it: FREE SHIZ! I already got my free tall coffee from Starbucks just by saying "I voted!" I would get a free dount from Krispy Kreme if the failing economy hadn't already made the only one in the area close down. Later I will head down to Ben & Jerry's to get my free scoop!
Mmmmmm.... democracy never tasted so sweet and creamy

Megan and Barbara would like to take this opportunity to thank these fine establishments for encouraging people to get out and vote today. And also for displaying such capitalist greed that is precisely what lead to the downfall of our economy.
2 comments:
i heard starbucks got sued for that. ha!
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