Everyone is green nowadays, right? Well no, everyone says they are green. However, only 2 % of the population actually is. Studies show that those 2% are (someone) and The cast of Everybody Loves Raymond... or something like that. We all know it's uber chic to have a cause. And the easiest cause to pretend to have is the environment! I mean, how is anyone gonna check? So if you're part of that 98% who cares more about looking like they care instead of actually caring, then here are some helpful tips (if anyone cares).
- Since being green is so damn in fashion, then your first step is to make it your fashion! Go down to your local Urban Outfitters and buy a few faux vintage t-shirts with some vague "I heart the environment" slogans on them. Also make sure to grab an "I'm 100% Green" hemp tote bag on your way to the register. This is really for using at the store instead of plastic or paper bags, but for you it's going to be a super cute accessory! This allows you to look like a hippie who spends their time protesting and "making a difference" and all you really have to do is shop! It's so easy!
- If anyone asks what you are doing to be 'green', tell them you are on the waiting list for your Prius. In the meantime, you can drive around in your gas guzzler guilt free! (as if you had any guilt anyway).
Well, uh, that's it! We would have had more tips but as you all know in the green biz less is more!
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this blog post was so Gore of you.
We wrote it on recycled paper.
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