I'm tired of rumors starting...

Thank You John Mayer for reminding us all we have internet acess and writing material (computer/keyboard/Word). We would like to get something off of our chest.

When one is in the public eye everyone feels the need to comment on your life as if they know you, and it's a sad world when your friends email you about a story they read that is entirely untrue. Barb and I know. We are bloggers. We have 2 and a half fans and even less enemies so you can imagine the shit that is talked about us. We would like to "clear the air" and by clear we mean spray a little Fabreez and just cover up the scent of fame.

First if you recall last week Barb was out of town and is was commented by few (Barb) that she was preggers. Not true folks! That would mean that she would have to have "done it" which we all know she hasn't because she is saving herself for Luke Perry. She wants everyone to know that she isn't "pregnant" she just hasn't been to the gym in a while. And she would thank you all to stop taking pics of her throwing up every morning. She is merely perpetually hungover. She's just a raging alchoholic, not pregnant.


Also the the blogging community is a buzz about Megan's "running" of a half marathon. Now I want to clear this up. According to Nike, I was 9053rd overall. My time was 3:26.09 and my average pace was 15:44... nearly a 16 minute mile. I could have walked the damn thing faster. So if you know my athletic ability at all you will know that it is possible for me to run a 16 minute mile even after eight months of training (shoooot!)

There is also a rumor floating around that we are dating Jake Gyllenhaal. Well-- I guess not all these rumors are false.

These are just a few and the most hurtful so we wanted to clear the air and let our fan(s) know that when you hear a story out there on the interwebs they are simply not ture. But everything you have ever read about the cast of "The Hills" is true.