An email correspondence between Barb and Megan...

10:59 am

Hi Barbara,
This is your friend Megan; you may remember me from various events that took place this weekend. I was wondering if you could send me the pictures you took from both Friday and Saturday nights so that I may think back on those times and reflect fondly on days of ‘ol.

Thank you for your kindness and consideration.

Best regards,
Megan

11:05 am

Hello Ms. Romero,
Although I don't recall making your acquaintance, I am sure that you were quite charming. I would be delighted to send you the pictures from this weekend's festivities. Please note, however, that I am sans a computer of my own. Therefore I have to do things such as email pictures from various other people's PCs. I will be sure to send you the pictures as soon as my schedule permits me the time to barrow someone's computer. Until then, please don't hate me.

Thank you so much for your time.

Sincerely,
Barbara Goermar

Bentley Publishing Group

1410 Lesnick Lane

PO Box 5551

Walnut Creek, CA 94597 USA

11:14 am

Unfortunately Ms. Goermar I do hate you. As you may be aware I am a very important person who doesn’t like to be treated as a ‘normal’ or ‘regular’ person because I am simply not that way. I am un normal and very un regular for you to be treating me with such regard that you would treat someone like say Erin who is normal and regular.

However since you do not recall meeting me this weekend due to your penchant for alcohol and drinks with ‘crackerjack’ in them I will let this slide. Please note that should this situation arise again you will not be so lucky.

Please forward the pictures on at your earliest convenience. Your consideration of this task is greatly appreciated and I can only hold you in the highest regard for having a digital camera with working batteries as I am lazy and cheap to replenish mine. I hope this email finds you well and with that I say adios.

Peace, love and Mickey Mouse,
Megan

11:23 am

Ms. Romero, it is becoming apparent that normal means of communication are not going to be entirely effective with you. Let me make myself perfectly clear: I will send you the pictures when I am damn good and ready. And please be sure that I am not at all interested in the fact that you are irregular- or anything else having to do with your bowel activities.

Furthermore, I would like to clarify that the drink I had this weekend contained Apple Jack, not "crackerjack" as you previously stated, which I can only assume is some sort of racial slur toward me.

Please reply to this email so that I know we have reached an understanding.

Sincerely,
Barbara Goermar
aka Master of the Digital Camera

11:35 am

Listen b*&^%. This all mighty, ‘I’m Barb I’m better than you because I have a digital camera’ act is tired. It’s old. We all think so.

I don’t appreciate being emailed with that tone young lady. ‘Cause while you're off at the office all day doing interesting office things, I'm stuck here. Cooking and cleaning and mowing, helping Melissa with her fastball, being a role model for Zach, spending quality time with Walter, doing your party shit! You've got the car and you don't even take me anywhere anymore. And when was the last time we went out to dinner together, huh? You know, I'm sick and tired of not being appreciated.

Megan Romero - FLO Forum

12:35 pm

It's a rat race and it sucks, Megan. So what do you want, a medal?

12:38 pm

You could have called first so I could have timed my roast a little better.

12:40 pm

You're my moon goddess....

12:44 pm

Did you get the ring back?

Fin.