Leopard Print

Ray: Hey brother.

Walter: What up man?

Ray: I was just thinking, we never hang out anymore.

Walter: So

Ray: Well I was thinking maybe if you were free tonight we could you know hang out, like we used to. You know bite each others faces and claw at each other? What do you think?

Walter: Ray, I umm… well, I kind of have plans tonight.

Ray: Oh, I see.

Walter: I mean it’s not that I don’t want to, it’s just that… well I have met someone.

Ray: You met someone? I see....

Walter: Yeah. I really want you to meet her. I think... I think she may be the one.

Ray: Really? When did you meet her?

Walter: About a month ago. I was drinking from the fake pond, and our eyes met from across the zoo.

Ray: Who is she?

Walter: She's a beautiful water buffalo

Ray: That is great Walter. Does your girlfriend know??

Walter: Ray, it’s complicated. You wouldn’t understand.

Ray: Try me.

Walter: CiCi and I have been having trouble lately. She tired to eat me and that just isn’t cool. We talked about it and everything was fine, but she is just distant.

Ray: Walter, there is something we need to talk about.

Walter: OK.

Ray: CiCi and I have been playing behind your back.

Walter: What? I don’t understand.

Ray: Walter, I can’t hid my feelings any longer. I love her. And I am pretty sure she loves me too.

Walter: WHAT?! I can't believe this!!!

Ray: What do you care, you met someone else!

Walter: Playing with CiCi was the best 6 weeks of my life! Well, it was the only 6 weeks of my life...

Ray: Well you didn't appreciate her. If you satisfied her, she wouldn't be playing with me.

Walter: How dare you?!!

Ray: How dare I? You are in love with a water buffalo!! We aren’t even the same species, you have seriously lost it man.

Walter: Oh hey look a camera…

Ray: Let me put my paw on your back.

Walter: Oh great idea!

Ray: Smile!

Walter: Cheeeese!