10 Things to do at work instead of working

10.) Drink large amounts of water so you have to use the restroom every 10 minutes

9.) Only respond in movie quotes.
example:
Boss: "Johnson, did you get those reports done?"
You: "Shut up. You had me at 'Hello.' "

8.) Google yourself/co-worker/friend/crush/internet stalker

7.) Take and send/recieve n00dz*

6.) See how loudly you can talk on a personal phone call before your co-workers tell you to shut up.

5.) Run around the office as if super busy and talk to yourself under your breath about how busy you are so no one will ask you to do anything.

4.) Crawl under your desk for a quick power nap!

3.) Pretend to have a coughing attack and walk outside. Don't come back.

2.) Ask the front desk person if they have seen a package for you, ask every 10 mins. When they say no, look pissed and say: "Someone's ass is gonna get kicked."

1.) IM convo with friend about what todays blog should be about.




* n00dz: Naked or otherwise exceptionally racey pictures of a "real life" person. Usually not of professional quality, and often in a dirty mirror. Not any naked picture counts as "n00dz", only those from people whom you have exchanged words with via an instant messaging program, real life, or an internet forum. In order to qualify as "n00dz", they must be amateurly taken.