You smell me...

The other day "Ellen" had on a smell expert. The number one scent that "turns men on".... cheese pizza. Interesting. Not that food turns men on but it turns me (Meg, not sure how Barb feels on the subject) on too. What are other scents that turn men and woman on? Since being single on Valentines Day is inevitable why not perk up our chances at a date for Thursday, or hell even a one night stand.

Well first and foremost, cheese pizza. Obvious reasons really, cheese, fat, dairy all things that scream sexy.

Vanilla – Supposedly it makes woman go weak in the knees. It makes me (Meg, again!) think of cake, which I guess makes me go weak in the knees so hook, line and sinker!

Peppermint – According to askmen.com this scent may “encourage your girl to try something new in the bedroom”. Dear Men, A scent will not make me try something new, diamonds and/or the promise of liposuction however might work.

Ylang Ylang – First off I have never heard of this and I have no idea how to pronounce it (soft ‘y’?) but it warns men that this scent may encourage verbal communication. Oh shit, you have to talk to me…. Ahhhh! Run.

Roasting Meat – Like a barbeque? Is it any kind of meat? Do you need to add a dry rub, or more of a sauce? What if I don’t cook, can I get this in a spray?



And it's not just smells that can improve your chances at love. There are plenty of foods out there just sitting at the supermarket waiting to get you laid!

Cucumbers- Aside from its phallic shape, the scent of cucumbers is believed to stimulate women. First of all, if I have a cucumber on hand, why would I even need a man??

Licorice- In ancient China, people used licorice to enhance love and lust. Mmmm, nothing turns me on more than a man that brings me twizzlers!

And last but not least: Chocolate. Researchers have studied chocolate and found it to contain phenylethylamine and serotonin, which are both "feel good" chemicals. So dudes, listen up: the next time your date wants a bite of the chocolate cake you ordered for dessert, even though she said she didn't want anything, let her have it. In fact, let me have the whole damn thing. I mean HER. Let HER have the whole damn thing.