If you don't remember dear ol' Jack Kevorkian let us remind you of who he is. JK was a pathologist who would help terminally ill patients die. This trial was the first time most youngsters heard the word euthanasia. And like most elementary school students whose parents let them watch the KTVU 10 o'clock news, I was confused because that word didn't mean little Asian kids. Anyhoooo... for this type of campaign to run successfully he will need one hell of a campaign manager. What is better than one smart cookie behind the wheel of this political bandwagon, two completely unqualified twenty somethings from California. VOTE or DIE (pun intended!)
Vote Dr. Death!
Being your congessman is a serious job. So you need a man who will take it seriously. And Dr. Kevorkian will. He will take it dead serious.
So why vote for Dr. Kevorkian?
You can trust him.
He has helped at least 130 people commit suicide. When he says he is going to do something, he follows through.
He cares about his fellow man.
If this man sees suffering, he has to end it. And he will end the suffering at any cost. (Just don't leave him alone with any elderly relatives).
He's tough.
Kevorkian served eight years of a 10-to-25-year prison sentence for second-degree murder. This man won't back down from any challenge. And that includes a shiv fight in the communal showers.
He's crafty.
You can count on him to fight any foe! Let's just say the doc still has some
of his old "equipment" on hand in case there are any "disagreements" in Congress. But you didn't hear that from us.So on election day, remeber: Vote Dr. Death!! Sure he is a convicted murderer. But hey- at least he isn't gay!
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you guys kill me! har har har.
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