It's gettin' hot in herrrr....

Happy Earth Day everyone! We take this faux holiday pretty seriously, and so should you. Plus we all know going green is the hottest thing to do right now. It's hot enough to melt those pesky polar ice caps- oh wait, that's already happening. Anyway, here are 10 ways to make your friends "green" with envy (because you are so now!) and save the Earth while you're at it.

1. Save Water Drink Beer! At least that was what every third t-shirt I saw in college said. Also the ever so popular, “I only drink on days ending in ‘Y’”, witty.

2. Take a tip from those Earthy Europeans: why shower when you can splash on some perfume?

3. Turn off the surveillance camera on your neighbor when they leave for work. Chances are, not much will happen in their house from 10am to 3pm.

4. Whenever you see a Hummer parked somewhere, make sure no one is around, and slash the tires. The Earth will thank you. And so will I.

5. Who doesn't like mood lighting? Just cuz you work in an office doesn't mean you have to suffer those harsh fluorescent bulbs. Dim the lights, or better yet- light some candles. Sexy.

6. Steal a Prius. They are costly and the added emissions that are created into this world when a new car is made is not needed, why not just take someone else’s?

7. Turn off the water when you brush your teeth. The water does not need to run while you sing “Up like the sun, down like the rain. End to end like a choo choo train”. Yeah my dentist taught me a cute little song to sing when I brush my teeth and I sing it everyday.

8. When you go to the bathroom remember what they told us during the drought when we were kids: "If it's brown, flush it down. If it's yellow, let it mellow." I know, kinda gross. But hey, it's for the environment, people!!!

9. Go see the next Leo DiCaprio movie. A ticket for him is a ticket for a better earth.

10. Recycle!!! If you don't have the means leave your cans outside in a bag, the homeless will pick it up. It prevents those looking for cans as a way to earn extra cash from dipping themselves in a trash can. Seriously. They will thank you.