The Beautiful People....

There are few things that make you feel as un-beautiful as when you're looking at People Magazine's 100 Most Beautiful People issue. Thank you People Magazine! Without you, I don't think any of us would understand what true beauty is. Luckily you are here to remind us that if we all had personal chefs, full time trainers, plastic surgeons, make up artists, and air-brushing, we could be just as beautiful as everyone on your list!

Kate Hudson: She made the cover this year. Ok, so she is blonde. So she had a kid and lost the weight. So her mom was a style icon in the 60s. So she is "hippy-ish" or something. But anyone who made the movies You, Me, and Dupree and Fool's Gold doesn't deserve to be on any list. Ever.

Amanda Beard: She is an Olympic swimmer who is quoted as saying: "I always wear makeup in the water. All the makeup I own is waterproof. Even my concealer. " Hmmm, do you think she wears makeup in the shower, too? Maybe she is hiding some hideous facial deformity. Let's hope.

The Cast of Gossip Girl: I guess being young, thin, and slightly gay-looking makes you beautiful.

Jessica Alba: Snore. Sorry, I fell asleep somewhere between Jessica and Alba.

Brad Pitt: Ok, I fell asleep at Jessica Alba, and Brad Pitt definitely isn't waking me up.... zzzzzzzz.......

Miley Cyrus and Vanessa Hudgens: Note to teenager girls: take sexy and/or nude pics of yourself and you will not only gain popularity, but you will also be considered beautiful!

Cast of The Hills: I thought you had to do something of some sort of significance to be on this list. I guess not! Now we all have a shot at making the list next year!! Woooo!

Rumer Willis: Uhhh.... really? Can we have a new rule for the 100 Most Beautiful List? No celebutaunts, please. I’m sure she is pretty on the inside, as in a good person but on “The List”… not sure about that.

Much Props: Sarah Silverman and Tina Fey. We totally agree with this. They are real women, they are funny, they f*&k Matt Damon… pretty much these two are Megan and Barbara in 10 years. Well that's the dream, anyway.