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Ladies and Gentlemen, we present to you the TOP 5 TOP 10 LISTS on the web! Yeah, that's right. And if you're a little confused- don't worry, we all are. Meg and I have spent countless hours compiling this list. We lost our jobs, our families, and our self respect searching through every single Top 10 List on the internets to bring you the 5 absolute BEST. And you may not realize this, but there is a lot of stuff out there on the internets. We almost went insane tediously sifting through the pop-ups, pornography, and pop-up pornography that make up this world of wide webs. Seriously, no one should have to look at that much porn. But it has all been worth it to bring this list to you!

5. These folks seem like they know how to have a good time http://www.evilbible.com/Top_Ten_List.htm and let’s be honest... their graphics, is that a bloody cross?? We enjoy the fact that each point starts with “You” as if the bible is a person and wrote it’s self. Priceless.

4. No matter how many times you receive an email with stuff made from LEGO’s you will be impressed. Come one! They are LEGO’s!! http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/top-10-strangest-lego-creations. Check out the Volvo, that just might be the most impressive… wonder if the seats are comfy?

3. Here is something we can all appreciate: Top 10 Free Time Wasting Sites on the Net http://freebies.about.com/od/710/tp/timewasting.htm As you have probably figured out, we are experts in the art of wasting valuable work time on the Internet. And yes, it really is an "art." You have to be able to waste your time without being caught. It's not as easy as it sounds.

2. Top 10 Female Streakers http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/2005/09/top_ten_female.html I think this one is pretty self-explanatory. Enjoy! (NSFW)

1. Last but defiantly not least is the master of the Top 10 List… Mr. David Letterman. http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/archive/. This is an archive of every Top 10 list that some poor intern probably had as his/her summer project so lets take some time to read them… like this one from 1995 http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/index/php/19950622.phtml