And the award goes to....

I think we are all a little saddend that Norbit didn't win best picture. But lets try to move on from this. What we can talk about is how amazing (long) and exciting (boring) the awards show was. And we wouldn't be a culture blog if we didn't discuss the Oscar's the day after they aired. Here are some of our favorite Oscar Moments!

I Demand A Recount Moment: Tilda Swinton wins Best Supporting Actress over Cate Blanchett
Ok, not many people saw I'm Not There - which had a bunch of different actors playing Bob Dylan. She is a sexy lady who transformed herself into a scrawny man- without the help of the makeup geniuses behind Norbit! I'm pretty sure that qualifies her as deserving a golden staute of a naked bald man. Am I right??

Cutest Moment: Jon Stewart brings back the girl who wrote Best Song to give her thanks.
She won an award people! Don't turn the music on her. She co wrote a song with out the help of Alan Mankim or that guy who wrote all the Toy Story songs, give the chick some credit. And thank you Jon Stewart for recongnizing that and being so adorably Jewish.

Sexiest Acceptance speech: Javier Bardem is muy calente!
Ok, he is sexy anyway with his accent and European appeal, and when he started speaking Spanish.. it was all over! Hollywood has a new heartthrob. Move over Brad Pitt. And this guy actually has talent! What a concept! Oh yeah- and this Marion Cartillard ain't too hard on the eyes, either. Being hot and European is like the new black.

Best Red Carpet Moments:
1.) Gary Busey is fucking nuts. And we love it.
Gary comes up and kisses Jennifer Garner on the neck, Ryan Secrest doesn't know what to do and Laura Linney tries to get them all outta there! And I liked Jen before but I love her now! She played it off like a champ.
When Busey Attacks!

2.) Michael Moore acts like.... Michael Moore
When Roeper told Michael Moore to say hi to the International audience, he replied: "Hi International audience. We're sorry." He only had 3 seconds of air time and he STILL managed to say something contreversial! Kudos to you, Mikey.

3.) Regis Philbin refers to nominee Javier Bardem as "Xavier."
Do you wanna tell him, or should I?

Really? Moment: Why is Miley Cyris so famous...
I mean H. Duff is 'Lizzie McGuire' and even at her Disney peek she didn't present at the Oscars... will someone fill me in on why she is so famous, her dad wrote and performed 'Achy Breaky Heart' eveyone remembers that mullet right...?

Get over it moment: Reporters wait on the red carpet for Johnny Depp to make his appearance. You know, for an elusive, non-Hollyood actor, he is pretty over-exposed. Sure he is a good actor. Um, yeah I said it. I called him "good." Not "great," not "brilliant," not "sooo dreamy!!!" Note to Hollywood: NEXT!

Why were you there? Moment: Wesley Snipes
Doesn't he owe the IRS like a lot of money? And was he wearing a purple suit? Wasn't his roll as Willy Mayes Hayes stellar in "Major League"! Oh crap, is Blade 4: The Final Countdown coming out soon? Lord knows we don't need more movies about vampires... on that note, Anne Rice is set to write another Vampire book, I hope Brad Pitt makes out with an 11 year old again...

WTF moment: Norbit?
Enough said.

The What the fuck are you wearing?? moment: Tilda Swinton in a balck... thing...?
Best Actress winner Tilda Swinton apparently took a page out of the Scarlett O'Hara book and made her dress out of a black velvet curtain. Unfortunately there was only enough material to make one sleeve. But hey- when you've got a left arm like that, you just gotta show it off!

Most Confused Watcher: Megan!
Since she hasn't seen either movie she thinks "There will be blood" and "No country for old Men" are the same movie....