Hail to the Chiefette

Congrats Hillary! She won California last night (along with some other states, but who cares) which means she has a real shot at becoming the first woman President in US history! We thought we would use today's blog to take a serious in-depth look at what it might be like to have a woman for President. Oh yes, the times they are a changin', my friends. And it makes us wanna squeal!! Eeeeee !!

First off, there would have to be some new cabinet positions created. We all remember the scrutiny Hill was under for her hair and outfit choices when she was just the first lady. She would need to appoint a full time personal stylist and hair guru. For her hair, she should consider appointing Jessica Simpson's hair stylist/BFF Ken Paves. Get rid of that all too serious short haircut. Come on, Hill. Jump into the thousands! Ken could give her some great flowing extensions. Also don’t all Americans see the first woman prez as a fiery redhead? It commands respect AND it's super sexy.

Now we all know that a woman Prez can't possibly be taken seriously by other world leaders (even though almost every other developed country has already had female leaders). Women are emotional, unstable, people pleasers. To combat this image that everyone already has about Hill, she will probably want to make a "preemptive strike." Invade an unsuspecting country. That will show them who's boss, right? What about Canada? It's right there. We wouldn't have to travel very far to invade them, and suspicion is they wouldn't put up much of a fight. If you aren’t into bombing what about a ‘faux war’. The word faux isn’t just for hair anymore. We can get a whole bunch of extras, throw them on a sound stage and start a “war”. It’s a win/win. Hil looks strong and no casualties.

OK, cool. Clothes and hair, check. War or “faux war”, check. That’s all one needs to run a country, right?

Awesome.