I Choo Choo Choose you <3

Happy Valentines Day! What a great day, it’s the only time of year you can tell people that you love and appreciate them. Any other day, say June 2 or November 15 would be ridiculous. You can only confess your love on February 14. And thank goodness that is today. However while walking trough the card aisle at my local drugstore/gift shop/internet e-card site I noticed there was something amiss. Hallmark invented a holiday yet did not think of everyone that might need to say I love you today. For those of you out there we are terribly sorry Hallmark (“society”) forgot about you… never fear Barb and I (*“the puppy”) would never leave you out!

Front: Happy Valentines Day
Inside: I love you more today than when I picked you out of a catalogue. (This is good for the mail order bride in the family or the blow up doll.)

Front: Happy VDay…
Thank you for not giving me VD or for that matter Sorry I gave you VD. Both very valid especially for Valentines Day, this is about love people.

Front: I love you so much
Inside: That I slept with your brother/sister/ both? Not sure which way you swing so we like to leave it open for the gays/straights/bi’s and kinky.

For the Boss:
Happy Valentines Day
Thanks for the shag (and the promotion).

Or...

For the Professor:
Front: Happy Valentines Day Teach!
Inside: Thanks for the shag (and the A+)

For the neighbor:
Front: Happy Valentines Day to a great neighbor
Inside: Who is that hot guy that comes over every Thursday when you husband is at work?

For the Frienemy:
Front: Happy Valentines Day Girl!
Inside: I'm sorry I told everyone what a skank you were for sleeping with my boyfriend right before sleeping with your boyfriend. Love/Hate You Always

So don't forget that special (or not so special) person in your life. Take these sentiments and spread them around like edible body paint! We love you all.

XOXOXO Barb & Megs

*If you understand this pop culture reference Megan is truly in love with you.