Point/Counterpoint

Oh snap! Ashley can’t stand Mary-Kate! Well at least that is what msnbc is reporting. According to a “source” they are going through a rough patch. Not sure what ‘going through a rough patch’ means since these are sisters. I have a sister and we don’t go through patches, we tell each other off and then head to the mall to bitch about the fact that we hate shopping because Romero’s aren’t skinny people. According to this source “Mary-Kate is tough to be around – even for a sister”. So when two things are feuding what is the only thing left to do…

Point/Counterpoint!

I am going to take Ashley because she is the goody-goody who hasn’t been to rehab which is exactly the type of person I am naturally and since Barb has been to rehab for her addictions it would be best to take Mary-Kate, I mean right?

Question: Who is better Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen?

Point:
Duh! Ashley is way better. She hasn’t been to rehab, although it is the thing for every starlet to do she shows how cool and hip she is by not going. Such a non conformist! And as an actress Ashley’s talents clearly outweigh (literally, zing!) that of her sisters. When she was forced into the industry at 8 months old I think we all saw that twinkle in her eye as she sat in a playpen chewing her foot. When she was old enough to talk and said “You got it dude!” I really got it! And lets not forget episode 416 of ‘Full House’. An award winning performance like that comes from Ashley Olsen not Mary-Kate.


Counterpoint:
Ok, so apparently MK is being a total celebutant diva. It's about time! I was soooo sick of hearing about how "sweet" and/or "down-to-earth" these two were. At least one of them is finally acting the way we all wanted her to in the first place. Ordering people around, making out with any/everyone, being a total snatch to her sis. I mean, they have like a trillion dollars in the bank and they've still got their whole lives ahead of them to ruin. What are they waiting for? Are we headed for a Britney style train wreck? One can only hope.


Rebuttal:
Really, you are going with that. MK is better because she heading down the Brit Brit track? Strong case there Barb, strong as Mary Kate resisting an all you can eat buffet... wait that is pretty strong. Strong as (enter something not strong).

Rebuttal Rebuttal: "Woah baby!" Enough said.

This wraps up another installment of Point/Counterpoint. Pretty sure this teaches us nothing on who is a better Olsen, ‘til next time!