Golden Girls

Excitement is drenching the Cool Sauce headquarters like a spicy barbecue- or maybe even a creamy ranch- covering Barb & Meg like 2 delicious golden brown chicken strips. They are about to publish their 50th blog post!! It’s a big deal people, so big in fact that Megan and Barb are doing a press junket (that is a fancy, made up “Hollywood” word for interviews) to commemorate this joyous occasion! Barb and Megan sat down to interview Megan and Barb and well let’s just say things got a little crazy… these two gals sure know how to interview each other! Ladies and Gents, enjoy!

Megan: Hello, Barb. Welcome.
Barb: Thank you. And hello to you too, welcome.
M: Thank you! It’s great to have you here.
B: And you as well. Enough with the pleasantries, lets get to the real dish!
M: I couldn’t agree more!! First things first. Who are you wearing?
B: I'm wearing John Mayer. Oh-- you mean my clothes?
M: WOW. OK, so you want to play that way… well I am wearing Conor Oberst…
B: Not cool, Megan. You know Conor and I have a serious thing going on. Not like you and J.May. In fact, I heard he was spotted on a beach somewhere wearing Jennifer Aniston!!!
M: One word: PhotoShop! So what was your favorite post?
B: oh gosh, that's a toughie... wow, you get right to the hardball questions, don't you? Jeez, what a ball breaker.
Come on, Meg. Let's get to the real stuff. The juice. The dirt. The gossip. I'm sure our readers (or reader) don't wanna hear about this stuff. Let's give them what they want. Let's talk about our "feud." Remember when we were frienemies? Wow, those were good times!
M: Oh you mean that time you told the world about that VHS tape I made with my ex boyfriend?? We were so young then! Babies even. We were what like 12 or 13… gosh that was almost a lifetime ago. Where is that tape??
B: Oh it's in a safe place, don't worry. And by "in a safe place" I mean currently making the rounds across the blogoshphere. Oh btw, Perez wanted me to tell you he is really impressed by that one thing you did. You know, from the cieling? He wants you to teach him.
M: Girl that is a secret I am taking to the grave!! A John Mayer roadie taught me that so you know its good.
B: Oh yeah, roadies. Gooood times. Lord knows they've taught me a thing or two or three. So let's move on from the unpleasantness of our little dispute. Even though everyone knows it totally wasn't my fault at all- if you didn't want your sex tape leaked then you should have put it in a more secure place than in a locked box inside of a safe deposit box at a bank in Switzerland. come on, you were practically begging me to put it on the internet.
M: Well when in Rome. So Barb, how does it feel to be on the verge of your 50th post?
B: I can only think of one word to describe the momentous milestone in blogdom: anti-climactic. Wait, does that count as one word or two? If it counts as two, then I can only think of two words to describe this momentous milestone in blogdom.
What about you, Meg? How do you feel about this feat?
M: I think if the word is hyphened its one word. The word I would use to described this feeling is fetch. It really encapsulates everything I feel.
B: Megan, you are so fetch. Love you. Love us.
M: You are sooooo sweet! We should probably wrap this up, even I am bored. Last thoughts on the big 5-0?
B: Yes. Stay in school.
M: Great message for the young readers. Thanks for your candor Barb. And thanks for blogging with me, there is no one else I would rather… well you are one of the people that I would choose to blog with.